Infinity Pools?

I didn't know what an infinity pool was. Now I do and it's one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

Last week I thought the hotel I was in was pretty plush - good food, good pool, spacious room - but everyone else there was moaning that it was a bit rubbish. Now I see why.

I've just eaten stir-fried quail.

In other news, I've managed to break the £170 note that the cash machine gave me. What use is a £170 note? I guess they're useful in Dubai but here in the middle-of-nowhere lunch costs just under 60p. I'd be apologetic using a note that's a tenth of the value.