Downward Spizzle

Expats, now there's a funny thing. It turns out that most people come out to the UAE for the money rather than because they think it would be a bit odd. Weirdos.

But the skaffyhaffy is that they start missing home, so they do things that remind them of home - like drinking (a beer is £6 or more) - or doing things just to pass the time - like going to see stadium hip-hop just because it's on (£50). So unless they sweat discipline, chances are they're going to break even.

Moral to the story is, do things because they're weird.