On another note, for the last couple of weeks I've been griping that hotel freebies tend to be a little bit biased against the balder man. Shower cap? Shampoo? Conditioner? What even is 'body lotion'? Why don't they give away useful stuff like shaving foam, toothpaste and deodorant?
And then I realised I was being naive.
Hotel freebies aren't really freebies. They just put them there to show you that they are giving away free stuff, when they're not as 90% of the people using the hotels are men who, like me, don't use shower caps and don't really know what bodylotion is.
The bounders.
Now that I've got The Man's cheeky number I'm doing my utmost to use all the freebies i can: I've filed my nails; I've sewn extra buttons on my shirts; and I'm doing my best to find a use for body lotion - this much I can tell you for sure - It makes rubbish sunblock and horrible toothpaste.
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