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Eight nights, eight beds, only two of which were in the same town. Shatterooed. And I'm supposed to be all refreshed following my revitalisation weekend.

But what a weekend. I had loads of [REMOVED]. Soon as I was off the train I had [REMOVED] in my mouth. So much [REMOVED]. At least two [REMOVED] everyday and normally far, far more [REMOVED]. [REMOVED]tastic. Short of riding round in a [REMOVED] [REMOVED] draped with [REMOVED] [REMOVED] pulled by [REMOVED] [REMOVED] [REMOVED] and [REMOVED] with [REMOVED][REMOVED] and [REMOVED] [REMOVED] scantily-clad [REMOVED] [REMOVED], I'd say it's the most [REMOVED] you could get in a weekend.

On a slightly tangential note, the thing that seemed to fascinate people the most this weekend is that the local version of the Simpsons Movie removes all references to [REMOVED]. As in no Spider[REMOVED]. As in the plot and most of jokes didn't make very much sense.

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